HOW TRIGGERED YOU, MATE?

Right then, let's this. Seems like someone's got their knickers in a twist, hasn't they? Give us the lowdown. Was it a dodgy sausage? Don't be chicken, mate. Give us the full Monty. We're all ears, ready to lend a hand. Sudden Exit : When Wot Gets Too Real Dude, let's be real. We've all been there. You're in the heart of a brutal match, your tea